I Fred uling mayna ya keng mathematics
At e sane pamagkwentang mangabilis,
Uli niti, agad neng pekidwang pilit
Ing sekretarya na king ‘accounting office’
At ban kanu ngana agad nang mayari
Ing nandin na pa nyan e ayari-ayari
A keyang kukwentan ing nu’ anti sukli
Ing ibie na pa king maluat da nang suki.
Karing pemayad nang adwang manager’s check
A kantidad eksaktung atlung milyones,
King suma total a mekwang materyales,
Pati nung magkanu ing mibie ‘percentage’
A maging komisyun ding peka-ahenti
Basi king amanwan da reting SOP,
Inya naman lalu yang disididu iti
Keng kakukwenta king calculator niti.
Malagua’t salita ing keta na depat
Ban iti e nya mu pin makurta utak,
Ing sekretarya na at peka-accountant
Yanang pekiduang na niting agad-agad.
“Sir nanu pu ita?” nganing Sekretarya
“Mekeni atin kung ipakwenta keka”
“Okey sir, ding figures kaku dikta yu la,
Ba’ku pung malagwang aibie ing kwenta”
“If I give you P3M less 17 percent,
How much would you take off and cash balance can get?”
“Ay tuto?” ngana ning sekretarya nang Fred,
“Everything sir: My bra, my panty and my dress!”